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Random Thoughts

  • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

  • People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

  • In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?



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