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Random Thoughts

  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  • I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.



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