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Random Thoughts

  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.

  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  • In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

  • If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

  • Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.



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