Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

  • How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

  • Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

  • If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

  • Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.

  • If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

  • There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.



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