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Random Thoughts

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

  • After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

  • Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

  • Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!



This won't end well

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