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Random Thoughts

  • They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...

  • I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!

  • When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

  • Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

  • Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!



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