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Random Thoughts

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

  • My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

  • Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

  • Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.



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