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Random Thoughts

  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!

  • The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.

  • Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

  • Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

  • Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

  • People who cannot make love make money.

  • When kleptomania gets really bad, just take something for it.



Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Dave, the computer guy, over to her desk. Dave clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, “So, what was wrong?”

And he replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”

A puzzled expression ran over Judy’s face. “An ID ten T error? What’s that..in case I need to fix it again??”

He gave her a grin, “Haven’t you heard of an ID ten T error before.”

“No,” replied Judy.

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”

She wrote: ID10T

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