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Random Thoughts

  • People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

  • I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'

  • We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

  • God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.

  • It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.



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