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Random Thoughts

  • Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

  • Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

  • Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

  • The worst thing about accidents, in the kitchen, is eating them.

  • How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?

  • Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.



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