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Random Thoughts

  • Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!

  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

  • I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.

  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

  • The difference between the Pope and your boss....The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

  • There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

  • We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.



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