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Random Thoughts

  • I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

  • There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

  • Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

  • I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

  • When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'



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