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Random Thoughts

  • We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

  • Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

  • Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?

  • 'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.

  • Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

  • The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name...

  • Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.



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