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Random Thoughts

  • When kleptomania gets really bad, just take something for it.

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?

  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

  • I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.



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