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Lawyer aloft!

Posted by Collin On May - 9 - 2010 0 Comment

(1996, Toronto) Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a

downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and

plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell

into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as

he was explaining the strength of the building’s windows to visiting law

students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength

according to police reports.

Peter Lauwers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto

Sun newspaper that Hoy was “one of the best and brightest” members of the

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