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Random Thoughts

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...

  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...

  • NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?



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