Posts Tagged ‘Lighter’

(4 December 1996, Indiana) A Jay County man using a cigarette lighter to check

the barrel of a muzzleloader was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged

in his face, sheriff’s investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his

parents’ rural Dunkirk home about 11:30 p.m. Investigators said Pryor was

cleaning a .54-caliber muzzleloader that had not been firing properly. He was

using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.

The store manager tells him he has just what he’s looking for; a beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn’t seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.

The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet’s left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; “Silent Night, Holy Night.” The husband is very impressed with Chet’s singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet’s right foot. Chet now starts to sing “Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way.” The husband says Chet is perfect and that he’ll take him.

The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot’s special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet’s left foot and the bird sings “Silent Night.” He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of “Jingle Bells.”