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Random Thoughts

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

  • Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

  • We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

  • Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.



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