Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

  • Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

  • I just new I was in big trouble at work when the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

  • When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

  • The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

  • I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!

  • The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.



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