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Random Thoughts

  • How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

  • Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15

  • Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

  • You never know where to look when eating a banana.

  • No one is listening until you break wind.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

  • Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

  • Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

  • I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

  • Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the Universe are pointed away from Earth?



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