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Random Thoughts

  • I was at a restaurant yesterday. I asked the waiter for the black pepper, and he gave me the Sowetan.

  • I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

  • Marriage is an institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

  • The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.

  • College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.

  • Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.



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