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Random Thoughts

  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  • The difference between the Pope and your boss....The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

  • When something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate, when something bad happens, you drink in order to forget, and when nothing happens, you drink in order to make something happen!

  • Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

  • Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

  • God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.

  • If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

  • Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl-Alt -Delete " and start all over?

  • My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.



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