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Random Thoughts

  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

  • This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

  • According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

  • I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

  • Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

  • INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.



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