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Random Thoughts

  • If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!

  • Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

  • The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.

  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

  • Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

  • When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

  • The speed of time is one-second per second.

  • I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

  • Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?

  • Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!



Depressing green army men for 2010

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