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Random Thoughts

  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

  • Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

  • There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.

  • If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

  • According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

  • I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.



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