Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  • Going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.



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    Only the funniest animal picture jokes sourced from all over the internet
  • Funny Signs

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    Pictures of funny signs and office notes from all over the world
  • Kids

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    Pictures of kids getting up to their usual antics of bad behaviour and general cuteness
  • LOL Catz

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    Your favorite pictures of cute cats with their witty comments
  • Male & Female

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    Picture jokes answering the age old question of gender superiority
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    Pictures of of all your favorite motivationals and demotivationals
  • Movies & Entertainment

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    Pictures making fun of all your favorite movies, actors, tv shows and musicians
  • News & Politics

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    Funny pictures of current events and politicians making the news for embarrassing reasons
  • Old Age

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    Funny pictures of old people doing their normal things. Not a good category to show grandma and grandpa
  • Random Jokes

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    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
  • Sport

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    Pictures of your favorite sports and sport heros, usually getting it wrong.
  • Whoops

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    Funny and sometimes painful pictures of people getting it wrong. Lots of "fail" and "that's gotta hurt".
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    Pictures that make you ask the question: WTF!