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Random Thoughts

  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

  • I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

  • 'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.

  • There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

  • Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



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