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Random Thoughts

  • When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • The speed of time is one-second per second.

  • Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

  • If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?

  • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.



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