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Random Thoughts

  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • I had amnesia once -- or twice.

  • Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

  • When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

  • Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.

  • Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.



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