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  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.

  • When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

  • People who cannot make love make money.



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