A man is having terrible headaches. He can”t sleep, eat, think, or do much
of anything because of the pain.
Several doctors examined him and couldn”t determine the cause of his
problem.
He finally went to one of the top neurological specialists in the country
who examines him and says, “I”ve found the cause of the pain. Your
testicles are pushing up into your spine. The constant pressureon the spine
causes the headaches. The only thing I can do is perform surgery and remove
your testicles.”
The man is shocked to hear this but the decision is not difficult as he
know he cannot stand the pain of the headaches.
He has the surgery and immediately fells like a new man. The pain is
completely gone and he feels like he has a new life. He is so happy he
decides to buy himself a new suit. He goes to a small men”s shop and tells
the old tailor that he wants to buy a suit.
“Sure,” says the tailor. “You”re a 42 long, right?”
“Wow, how did you know?” says the man.
“Hey, I”ve been in this business a long time. You learn a few things” said
the tailor.”
The tailor brought the man a suit that fit perfectly. It looked so good
that the man decided to buy a new shirt to go with it.
