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Random Thoughts

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

  • My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.

  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

  • Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.



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