Posts Tagged ‘Order’

John, looking as if he had lost his last friend, entered a restaurant one morning and sat down at a table. Said to the waitress, “Bring me two eggs fried hard, a slice of toast burned to a cinder, and a cup of very weak coffee.”

As she set the order in front of him, she asked, “Anything else, sir?”

“Yes,” he answered, “now sit down and nag me. I’m homesick.”

A guy goes into the bar with a carrot in his ear. He orders a drink. The bar tender wants to mention the carrot but doesn’t.

Next day the same guy with a carrot in his ear goes to the same bar and orders a drink. Again the bar tender wants to say something about the carrot but doesn’t.

The 3rd day the same guy and the same carrot go to the bar and order a drink. As the bar tender serves the man he can’t stand it any more. He says to the guy, “Hey Mack, you know you got a carrot in your ear?

The guy replies, “I can’t hear you because I’ve got a carrot in my ear.”