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Random Thoughts

  • Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!

  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

  • You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

  • Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

  • "Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

  • Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

  • Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl-Alt -Delete " and start all over?

  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.



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