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Random Thoughts

  • Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

  • Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

  • First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for life.

  • I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.



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