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Random Thoughts

  • I was at a restaurant yesterday. I asked the waiter for the black pepper, and he gave me the Sowetan.

  • I have the body of a god ... Buddha.

  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

  • We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

  • When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.

  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

  • Marriage is an institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

  • You can't respect a man who carries a dog.



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