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Random Thoughts

  • If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner

  • Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!

  • Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

  • I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

  • The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name...

  • Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.



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