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Random Thoughts

  • Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the Universe are pointed away from Earth?

  • Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

  • I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

  • God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

  • The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

  • BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

  • I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.



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