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  • When something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate, when something bad happens, you drink in order to forget, and when nothing happens, you drink in order to make something happen!

  • It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

  • The worst thing about accidents, in the kitchen, is eating them.

  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

  • A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

  • I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.

  • According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.



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