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Random Thoughts

  • Men: On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

  • Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

  • When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.

  • A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

  • Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you... Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the normally the headlight of the oncoming train.

  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

  • A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.

  • Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.



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