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Random Thoughts

  • Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

  • Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

  • Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

  • I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!

  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?



Are you a qualified for what you do? The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be what you are.

Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think a dub or a fundie.

Good luck

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator door.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door.

This question tests your memory.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

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