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Random Thoughts

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

  • Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  • He who hesitates is probably right

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.



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