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Random Thoughts

  • Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

  • Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

  • Thank You For Pot Smoking!!

  • I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

  • There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.



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