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Random Thoughts

  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?

  • We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.



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