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Random Thoughts

  • A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!

  • Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

  • We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.



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