Posts Tagged ‘Serve’

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”

A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, “Hey barkeep, it’s my birthday today. How ’bout a free drink?”
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, “Sure pal, toilet’s right down the hall.”

A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is staring at the horse, when the horse says, “Hey buddy? What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?”
The guy says, “No, it’s not that… it’s just that I never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .

A guy goes into the bar with a carrot in his ear. He orders a drink. The bar tender wants to mention the carrot but doesn’t.

Next day the same guy with a carrot in his ear goes to the same bar and orders a drink. Again the bar tender wants to say something about the carrot but doesn’t.

The 3rd day the same guy and the same carrot go to the bar and order a drink. As the bar tender serves the man he can’t stand it any more. He says to the guy, “Hey Mack, you know you got a carrot in your ear?

The guy replies, “I can’t hear you because I’ve got a carrot in my ear.”

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you.”

“Why not?” asks the snake.

The bartender says, “Because you can’t hold your beer…”