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Random Thoughts

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

  • Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

  • If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

  • Food has replaced sex in my life .. now I can't even get into my own pants!

  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

  • A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.



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