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Random Thoughts

  • Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

  • You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

  • Marriage is an institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings ...... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

  • If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

  • How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"



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