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Random Thoughts

  • There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

  • Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

  • If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!

  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

  • Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

  • Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

  • You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

  • It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!

  • Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.



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