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  • How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.

  • All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

  • God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.

  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

  • Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

  • First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'



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