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Random Thoughts

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

  • The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

  • Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?



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