
Test Of A Real Man
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

Test Of A Real Man